How Clumsy Can I get?
I mean I know I'm clumsy, but this is just ridiculous! I woke all peaceful Sunday morning, I even put on my favorite dress to go to church. On my way down the stairs, I slipped on something I not yet sure what. But, whatever it was had me tumbling down the stairs like a ball on a hill.Till I landed on my behind with a big "Thump!" At first I felt nothing I was okay, or so I thought I was. On my way inside my house after a long stop at Walmart. I got inside, and was heading up those evil stairs to my room. Once I made it to my room and sat down that's when I felt it. Boy oh boy was I in pain. I couldn't sit still for more than ten minutes. Till at one point I was laying on my stomach (something I rarely do). when I got up to examine my wounded bottom, I saw something that I never thought I'd see in my life. My bottom, my poor, poor bottom, was cursed with bruises! Nothing I did could help subside the pain, not even for five minutes. This pain was so drastic that I couldn't even show up to class tonight! I am never one to miss class, but this, this is worse than I thought. Thank God I didn't brake anything. How clumsy can I get!
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